Things my family says that Keith will never get…

I’m quite sure this list will continue to grow throughout the years.

1. What fur? Cat fur, to make kitten britches.
2. My hand itches, I smell peaches. Yonder comes a man with a hole in his britches. (I might have messed that one up a bit, but that’s how I remember my aunt Lindy saying it.)
3. Igmo
4. Cadywompus
5. MaMa don’t make things that ain’t good.
6. Can’t couldn’t eat a biscuit. (For the record, I’m not even sure I get that one.)